Over the years, Batman has become an all seeing, all knowing entity in the DC Universe. It started with Grant Morrison's run on JLA when Batman had a deux ex machina for every situation. Fanboys called him Batgod. Since then you've seen tons of official stories, and moreso internet jokes touting how Batman could beat something like the Death Star. By himself. So its no stretch of the imagination to think that Bruce Wayne, the APEX of what a human body can accomplish, can manipulate his bowels. Afterall, Batman doesn't have time to take a shit. Batman has to get to work cleaning up the streets of the DCU. Ain't nobody got time for squeezing one out.
-Gint
Ps Fans are overreacting about the title of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. At least the "v" part. The "Dawn of Justice" part is Attack of the Clones-style corny.
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