This is the kind of thing karaoke night inspires. And this was a legitimate conversation. It had weight.
No superpowered help was allowed. (We're looking at you, Mr. Fantastic and the Hulk.) Ultimately, Black Panther came out on top with Thor as a close second. Based on the fact that black guys have big ding dongs, and T'Challa is naturally a chocolate beefcake, it was pretty obvious. I know all you Power Man fans have your panties in a bunch, but we here at McSoss stand by our winner.
Whether or not it has eyes, a mouth and teeth, well... I'll leave that up to you. Those decisions are well above my pay grade.
-Gint

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