If you live in the northeastern United States, winter has already come, stolen your girlfriend and had sex with your mother. Its been a relentless onslaught since at least mid-December of snow and below-zero temperatures. Being a "fun in the sun" guy, I'm about one more snowfall away from purposely hitting my head on the sharp corner of a table.
There are others out there that find this kind of bullshit enjoyable. They even relish it. But I think even the most hardcore winter lovers are starting to fade. Even the Brizzle, a creature born of these frozen climates, is feeling the tax of shoveling on a daily basis.
We're dying here, Mother Nature. Knock it the fuck off with the winter already.
-Gint
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