Besides Ronald McDonald, between Killer Clowns From Outer Space and IT, my childhood was littered with clowns of the murderous kind. I don't suffer from coulrophobia (fear of clowns), but that doesn't mean they're not a little bit unsettling. Though what I find infinitely more unsettling than Pennywise are the people that want to BE a clown. In college there was a guy who was working on being a real clown. He had a passion for it. He was also one of the most terrifying people I've ever met.
What I'm trying to say is, unless they're offering you a Big Mac, stay away from clowns. You know what, if a clown is offering you a Big Mac, maybe you should stay away from him too. Better safe than sorry.
-Gint
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