Sauna Stranger Danger

I absolutely despise interacting with people at the gym. I go to the gym to sweat profusely and pretend to work out. I'm not there to socialize. The folks that DO visit the gym to socialize are always in immaculate shape. It makes me wonder how they got into such great shape if all they do is exercise their mouths.

God made headphones for reason. As we all know if someone has their earbuds in it's the international sign that they do not want to talk. I was in the sauna the other day and encountered a gentleman who was unfamiliar with these rules of engagement. Dude was just dying to talk as we sat there in the dry heat. I took a chance, pulled off my headphones and started chatting him up about the most harmless topic on the face of the planet. The weather. This fellow must've taken this as his queue to start rambling about all his various fetishes. Let's just say I've learned my lesson. Keep your headphones on kids. -Soss