Why is Lionel Richie a better "Angel on Your Shoulder" than Batman? Plenty of reasons.
Batman is obsessed and driven with ridding the world of crime. He's got no time to tell you to "slow down, you're drinking too much." Lionel Richie on the other hand is a seasoned veteran of slingin' drinks, singin' songs and slayin' puss. If anyone has the experience to guide you through a labyrinth of alcohol so you still make the most of your night, its the Penny Lover.
Batman's emotional unavailability means he won't understand the urge to text someone at the witching hour. Lionel Richie's emotional spectrum out classes the Green Lantern color spectrum giving him ample knowledge to talk you off that ledge.
Batman is a strict taskmaster. That's why Dick Grayson and Jason Todd hate his guts. Lionel Richie understands the value of unwinding and letting your 'fro down. He'll give you just enough leash to "get loose," but not enough to hang yourself with.
So "as we go down life's lonesome highway," remember: Batman v Lionel Richie isn't much of a debate.
-Gint
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